10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Fook the floosh droo!