10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "No river, no fish."
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus