10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.