10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob