10 Random Poker Quotes

• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz