10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!