10 Random Poker Quotes

• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "No river, no fish."
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd