10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Fold and live to fold again