10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."