10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.