10 Random Poker Quotes

• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes