10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician