10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.