10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "No river, no fish."
• Welcome to kicker school
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.