10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob