10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.