10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• in the poker game of life women are the rake