10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.