10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.