10 Random Poker Quotes

• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.