10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim