10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Welcome to kicker school
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.