10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.