10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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