10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd