10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.