10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Fold and live to fold again
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!