10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach