10 Random Poker Quotes
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- MoeSyzslak
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!