10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22