10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim