10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "No river, no fish."
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.