10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"