10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.