10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"