10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.