10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.