10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen