10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.