10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.