10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."