10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth