10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.