10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.