10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...