10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• It's Free To Fold...
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson