10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob