10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- It's Free To Fold...
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers