10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth