10 Random Poker Quotes

• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Welcome to kicker school
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• It's Free To Fold...
• Fold and live to fold again
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water